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October 22, 2017

Humor: Performance Metrics for Analyst/Designer

Humor - Cartoon: Performance Metrics for Analyst/Designer

Business Analysis & Design Manager: "Your performance metric for next year is to design 25% more screens for the new application."

Systems Analyst/Designer: "No problem!  I'll just make sure to put less fields on each screen so that you can have more screens."

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